So you're walking down the street and a dead bird suddenly clocks you on the head...

Dead birds in New York. Now that's hog-wild.

http://wcbstv.com/local/dead.birds.nyc.2.616109.html

Maybe I should send this link to my little sister, who has this amusing fear of birds. I love to think of ways I can torture her, just like I did when she was little!